can’t wait for the release of jurassic park 4D where they just let dinosaurs loose in the theater and you have to try to survive for 2 hours
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Silly-Go-Round - FictionJunction
Anime: .hack//ROOTS
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
children wake up early because they still get excited about life
this is the saddest thing I’ve seen on here
a Game of Thrones au where the Starks have teacup pomeranians instead of direwolves
“that one’s yours, Jon Snow”
during a history exam once one of the questions was “How was Stalin buying time from Hitler to prevent him attacking the Soviet Union?” or something and I wrote “he was stallin’”
halfway through grading them the next day my teacher started laughing really quietly and she had to eject herself from the classroom for five minutes
she marked it as correct
mrmosbyisgettingtiredofyourshit:
Post it notes from a stay-at-home dad
(part 1)
This is adorable.
parenting
father
can this be my husband and father of my children? pretty please?
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Let’s just hope it doesn’t start raining
Yandere Cupcake
Ingredients
1 Can white frosting
1 Box Red Velvet Cake Mix
Sugar Glass:
2 cups water
1 cup light corn syrup
3 1/2 cups white sugar
1/4 teaspoon cream of tartar
Edible Blood:
1/2 cup light corn syrup
1 tablespoon cornstarch
1/4 cup water, or more as needed
15 drops red food coloring
3 drops blue food coloring
Directions
Prepare Red Velvet Cake Mix According to box, line cupcake tins with paper cupcake liners.
Divide cake batter between lined cupcake tins.
Bake according to box instructions. Let cool and frost cupcakes with white frosting.
Make the sugar glass. Mix 2 cups water, 1 cup corn syrup, white sugar, and cream of tartar in a large saucepan; bring to a boil. Use a candy thermometer and boil sugar syrup until temperature reaches 300 degrees (hard ball), stirring constantly. The mixture will thicken as water evaporates. When sugar reaches 300 degrees, quickly pour onto a metal baking pan. Cool until completely hardened. Break into “shards” using a meat mallet.
Make the edible blood. Mix together 1/2 cup corn syrup and cornstarch in a large bowl. Slowly stir in the 1/4 cup of water, adding more if necessary, until the corn syrup mixture has thickened to the consistency of blood. Stir in the red and blue food coloring.
Stab each frosted cupcake with a few shards of broken sugar glass. Drizzle on drops of “blood” to complete the effect.
Source: Tamra HermosilloSUGAR GLASS IS A THING? Making this.yus, for those who didn’t know sugar glass is what they use as prop glass because it breaks really easily also it is delicious
Fairy Pools on the Isle of Skye, Scotland
Is Scotland a different planet or something?
oh my this is beyond beautiful
hahaha guuuuyys come on what the hell kind of fir trees do you know of that grow purple
also it’s not even a pool! or in Scotland!!!
Here’s an actual fairy pool at Glen Brittle; it’s equally as gorgeous without having to look like the Alexandria’s Genesis of nature
Is That Your Queue, Or Is Your Sleep Schedule As Bad As Mine? , a manifesto written by me.
The Great Mystery
The first line of my autobiography…
This is a useful resource…
i’ll be the most creative murderer the world has ever seen
I will let you know if I discover anything.
So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era.
